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*puts a gold star after my name* it’s a metaphor

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kittyprude:

send me a character + thing if you wanna know my headcanon for them and that thing

ex: molly hayes + sleeping

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daphne oz brought philo on the chew i was not prepared i’m not crying you’re crying

babies just make me very emotional okay

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I AM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE NOBODY IS KISSING ME OR GOING OUT WITH ME OR CRUSHING ON ME EVERYONE ELSE HAS A PERSON WHERE IS MY PERSON WHY DONT I GET A FRICKIN PERSON

(Source: grates)

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immersings:

I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.

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11 people on my page are y’all lost

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rachelboory:

today I went to the dog store and the guy said how many dog and I said one please it’s a bad day he said ma’am you can have two dog wink and handed me a pup to hide in my jacket people are nice this really happened

my nightblogging is something else

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i feel sorry for everyone that doesn’t have a sister that makes amazing bread like what do you even do 

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Tumblr Texting Buddy Application. Name:
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SEND APPLICATION TO ASK BOX !!
*If accepted, I'll ask for your number*
DO IT, LETS BE BEST FRIENDS
DO THIS PLEASE
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Anonymous

if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple

sammich is that u

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Anonymous

hi ms charlie i'm doing a thing for a fic and i was wondering since ron's patronus is a jack russell terrier and hermione's is an otter and jack russell terriers chase otters what chases stags since harry's patronus is a stag? also what is your patronus

hello there darling anon. unfortunately i can’t say that i’m 1000% well versed on this, and when you say that terriers chase otters i realize that their aim probably isnt’ to eat them but the only thing i could think of that chase stags are their natural predators, such as wolves, coyotes, mountain lions, etc. 

as for my patronus, i’ve always thought that it would be a lion or a wolf.

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fuckyeahpooping:

What do people even talk about on dates

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we’re talking about perfect black bodies in my astro class and some boy just asked if beyonce is one and um wow ok rude

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guys mads renamed me olive jsyk if you call me olive i’ll answer to that too now

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phalpert i can just feel my mom side eyeing me for speaking about jesus like that i’m sorry mama *crosses myself* i’m sorry jesus 

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